Dear Parent Who Wants To Sleep,

You have come to the right place. Whether you are expecting a baby or have one at home, I am here to help you get your loving bundle of joy sleeping through the night so you can enjoy your precious sleep and remain an upstanding member of our society. (I have been known to get pretty crazy when I’m sleep deprived, just ask my ex-husband!)

But in all seriousness, I don’t know many people who enjoy being up all night, unless they are in the club. But let’s be honest, the only party you are going to be attending now is the one at the crib…your baby’s crib. (Yes, that’s right, your baby needs to be sleeping in their crib.)

I am here to help you get your sleep and change the misconception that it’s something you have to give up when you become a parent.

With love,

Ann